tsarbucks:

cursethegoldfish:

I’m actually dying lmao

more like your phone’s actually dying plug it in

tsarbucks:

cursethegoldfish:

I’m actually dying lmao

more like your phone’s actually dying plug it in

(via mozzarellaqueen)

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1 week ago

isitweirdthatim:

This will literally make your day

(Source: isaidnopeeking, via nicoldemort)

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500309
Posted
1 week ago

I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.

(Source: shwagerr, via breadmaakesyoufat)

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1 week ago

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

(Source: racingbarakarts, via mozzarellaqueen)

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1 week ago

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(Source: nicodiangelbabe, via phobias)

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Posted
2 weeks ago

Good Parenting: Exhibit 1 (overheard at work today)

6-year old:Mommy, why is that man dressed like a lady?
Mother:That is a lady. She was just born with the wrong body.
6-year old:How did that happen?
Mother:Nobody really knows. But she's working to fix it, and that's what's important.
6-year old:Okay! *runs up to obviously self-conscious woman*
6-year old:Hey! Miss!
Lady:...yes?
6-year old:You look really pretty in your skirt!
Lady:Thank you!
*Kid skips back to her mom, and literally everyone in the vicinity smiles*
I'd just like to point out that it wasn't hard to explain this to a child at all...... Next excuse please?
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Posted
2 weeks ago
feaqu:

apprehensive shark would like 2 remind u of a thing

feaqu:

apprehensive shark would like 2 remind u of a thing

(via gamegrrl)

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2 weeks ago

corriezodori:

a-romeo-that-loves:

oh my god toyota.

THISWASTHEBESTCOMMERCIAL

(Source: miilesluna, via old-sassy-tree)

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Posted
2 weeks ago

(via lara-xo)

(Source: JRileyUSA, via nicoldemort)

People are prettiest when they talk about something they really love with passion in their eyes.
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3 weeks ago

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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(via phobias)

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692274
Posted
3 weeks ago
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