I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
|6-year old:||Mommy, why is that man dressed like a lady?|
|Mother:||That is a lady. She was just born with the wrong body.|
|6-year old:||How did that happen?|
|Mother:||Nobody really knows. But she's working to fix it, and that's what's important.|
|6-year old:||Okay! *runs up to obviously self-conscious woman*|
|6-year old:||Hey! Miss!|
|6-year old:||You look really pretty in your skirt!|
|*Kid skips back to her mom, and literally everyone in the vicinity smiles*|
|I'd just like to point out that it wasn't hard to explain this to a child at all...... Next excuse please?|