I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
|6-year old:||Mommy, why is that man dressed like a lady?|
|Mother:||That is a lady. She was just born with the wrong body.|
|6-year old:||How did that happen?|
|Mother:||Nobody really knows. But she's working to fix it, and that's what's important.|
|6-year old:||Okay! *runs up to obviously self-conscious woman*|
|6-year old:||Hey! Miss!|
|6-year old:||You look really pretty in your skirt!|
|*Kid skips back to her mom, and literally everyone in the vicinity smiles*|
|I'd just like to point out that it wasn't hard to explain this to a child at all...... Next excuse please?|
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean