tatsmato-anon:

dratraichuturnright:

thatsqualitystuff:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING
SASH WRINGING
TRASH SINGING
MASH FLINGING
FLASH STRINGING RINGING
CRASH DINGING

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

i’m re-blogging this…
at night.

tatsmato-anon:

dratraichuturnright:

thatsqualitystuff:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING

SASH WRINGING

TRASH SINGING

MASH FLINGING

FLASH STRINGING RINGING

CRASH DINGING

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

i’m re-blogging this…

at night.

image

(Source: josiephone, via mozzarellaqueen)

Notes
551181
Posted
1 month ago
tsarbucks:

cursethegoldfish:

I’m actually dying lmao

more like your phone’s actually dying plug it in

tsarbucks:

cursethegoldfish:

I’m actually dying lmao

more like your phone’s actually dying plug it in

(via mozzarellaqueen)

Notes
102458
Posted
2 months ago

isitweirdthatim:

This will literally make your day

(Source: isaidnopeeking, via nicoldemort)

Notes
513671
Posted
2 months ago

I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.

(Source: shwagerr, via breadmaakesyoufat)

Notes
442783
Posted
2 months ago

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

image

wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

(Source: spoopybarakarts, via mozzarellaqueen)

Notes
562412
Posted
2 months ago

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

image

I think we all know where this is going.

image

the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(Source: nicodiangelzo, via phobias)

Notes
417941
Posted
2 months ago

Good Parenting: Exhibit 1 (overheard at work today)

6-year old:Mommy, why is that man dressed like a lady?
Mother:That is a lady. She was just born with the wrong body.
6-year old:How did that happen?
Mother:Nobody really knows. But she's working to fix it, and that's what's important.
6-year old:Okay! *runs up to obviously self-conscious woman*
6-year old:Hey! Miss!
Lady:...yes?
6-year old:You look really pretty in your skirt!
Lady:Thank you!
*Kid skips back to her mom, and literally everyone in the vicinity smiles*
I'd just like to point out that it wasn't hard to explain this to a child at all...... Next excuse please?
Notes
266959
Posted
2 months ago
feaqu:

apprehensive shark would like 2 remind u of a thing

feaqu:

apprehensive shark would like 2 remind u of a thing

(Source: feaqu, via gamegrrl)

Notes
54038
Posted
2 months ago

corriezodori:

a-romeo-that-loves:

oh my god toyota.

THISWASTHEBESTCOMMERCIAL

(Source: skeletonbrew, via old-sassy-tree)

Notes
415726
Posted
2 months ago
TotallyLayouts has Tumblr Themes, Twitter Backgrounds, Facebook Covers, Tumblr Music Player and Tumblr Follower Counter